I WILL GROW A FOREST FOR YOU.
This just got awkward.“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project. It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
Oh Danny, you should see my legs!
Hahahahahaha
as if he couldnt get any more perfect
i hate when I’m having tea and an axe suddenly penetrates my skull
Reblogging for the priceless picture quote combo.